Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Things That Must Go II


1. Rhianna Ballads: Don't get me wrong I love her up songs but lets just say her voice is not her strongest quality. She should really stay away from songs where her voice is louder then the beat.


2. My Friends Tigger and Pooh: Where the hell is Christopher Robin? Did they even tell him he was being let go or did he just find out when the show appeared on the tv? Does he still speak to Pooh? How awkward.


3. My rose bush: As Heidi Klum would say, "Rosebush, you're out!" One rose in 3 years! Say goodbye to your prime location, your going in the backyard next year.


4. People trying to offer sympathy by telling me how lucky they are: My mom is the worst at this, when I tell her Max's birth cost around $5000 (start to finish) she tells me how she only had to pay $100 for each of her girls. When I told her about a really bad date she tells me out of nowhere how one day three different guys sent her flowers (even my dad had a chuckle at this one.) Now my mom is not the only one who does this, lots of people have been doing this lately. Don't tell me you're happier, don't tell me your worse, just nod your head and say, "hmmm that some really rotten luck."

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