Pretty Fly

For a white girl.  As if you all need a reminder I am white.  Sooooo white. 

I have always been a lover of dance; ballet, modern, tap.  I did showchoir in jr high and high school and modern dance and ballroom dance in college.  I even made it onto the dance team at Logan High School.  I would venture as far as to say I can dance without embarrassing myself.  While tap dancing is the most fun, I think modern dance is a favorite because it doesn't have to be particularly difficult or graceful cause you can chalk any mistake up to being planned and "artistic."  The one area where I fail is Hip Hop.  Oh man I am so white.  I just look stupid.  Now some white people can hip hop, not Julia Stiles, but some white people can.  Not me.  I bring this all up because tonight I did HIP HOP ABS.  Since I have started running and dieting I have dropped and kept off the baby weight but I still can't fit into my old jeans.  My stomach is shot.  I had heard this happens, but it wasn't so bad after the other two.  Now I have the mom pooch.  UG!  So the abs need a little work.  A few of my friends have tried this program and so I decided to go for it.   It took me a good five min to stop laughing.  Then I paused the tape to come out and tell Jeff that he was not to come in the room until I was done.   If he needed to go to the bathroom he would have to go downstairs, cause I don't think our marriage could take that kind of mocking.  If I ever wanted my viral moment of fame I could so video tape myself doing this workout and post it on YouTube.  I mean I really do like getting people to laugh.  But I think that would be a bit too much for me.  (I'll just have to stick to the story of how I accidentally flashed my mom, to get laughs.)  I am determined to get back into my jeans so I will keep at the program and report back on my success or failure, (most likely somewhere in between.)  But for now if any of you are in the need of a good chuckle just picture me in all my white flubby glory out of breath red faced and trying to do a booty tooch.

Yeah, I have no idea what picture to post with this.....