As if I even have to type that. The following are some things that bug me. You think I would label them as Things That Must Go, but I can admit that these are all me, and probably not healthy.
1. I hate showering after someone else. Totally crazy since water is water- it's clean! But I hate entering someone else's steam. It just feels like humidity then.
2. I hate it when people do not fill the dishwasher my way. We have had our current dishwasher for almost two years now and Jeff almost has my systen down. Now in my defense I think I have the most effective way of loading to save space and clean. It is not that I like doing dishes, cause I don't, I just get it into my head that if every time it was done right then I would have to do less dishes. My dad is pretty talented in this department. You could give him a washer he has never seen before and he would load it pretty close to how I would.
3. I hate toenails. If someone is wearing sandals and haven't trimmed in awhile I can't even talk to them. It makes me sick. As for myself and my kids well we are probably trimmed to an unhealthy level.
4. Egg salads, Potato salads, jello salads, and most pasta salads are just disgusting to me. Sometimes it is hard for me to wait in line for some deli meat just seeing that case of eggy looking goos. shudder. I can't be in the same room that and egg salad was just made in. Now this issue is probably the closest to a thing that must go, but the goos seem to make so many others happy.
5. Styrofoam. Nails on a chalk board to me. The sound Styrofoam makes 90% of the time it is touched is like my own personal kryptonite. My knees buckle and I shut down until the sound has passed. And hey, it is bad for the environment so maybe it should go.
So why the list of issues today? Well, I suppose I thought it would be therapeutic to get it out on paper, and if anyone brings me a meal when the baby is born you will know to avoid salads in Styrofoam. But seriously I think maybe it is cause I read so many blogs where people only post their perfect parts and I wanted to make it clear that I am seriously flawed. (Although the mailbox post probably pointed that out.)
5 comments:
I love pasta salad...but usually in a sort of al dente, not too much dressing, non-gooey stage. But I totally agree that a lot of the salads in the big tubs or bowls are just utterly unappealing!
You are so fun! I'm okay with the salads (other than they are time comsuming to prepare) but I will be looking at styrofoam differently now!
You are so funny! I am okay with the salads (other than they are time consuming to prepare), but I will be looking at styrofoam in a whole new way!
I think everyone has a list like this...with various items on it. Mine includes cats and clowns. I just can't see how they can make others happy when I am so creeped out by both. shudder.
Nice list. While I do love just about any salad, I can't handle house pets or eating seafood.
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