
Well besides the fact that it tastes so good, I feel that it helps bring up my patriotism. Cause hey, what is more American then apple pie? So why do I need to shore up my patriotism? Some of the following are the reasons.
1. I hate blue collar 80's "down with the man" music ala; Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, and Billy Joel. Not my angst.
2. I hate the Wizard of Oz. Not the book, which I love, but the Judy Garland movie. I love that my mom does too. (The exception being when it is played with Pink Floyds, "Dark Side of the Moon." Then it is awesome.)
3. I hate It's a Wonderful Life. Boring.
4. I hate American cheese. Not any cheese made in America, but the plasticy Kraft stuff.
5. I think E.T. is totally overrated. Which is especially ironic since my maiden name is Tobler and so my initials were E.T. and I was born in 1982 the year it came out. (My dad got me an cool poster for my 20th birthday that said E.T. 20th anniversary.)
6. I think lighting fireworks in the driveway is dangerous and a waste of money.
7. I hate mustard, mayonnaise, and miracle whip. (Sandwiches can be a bit dry for me.)
Now why not list these under Things That Must Go? Well I am an adult and can appreciate that some things I don't like can be just fine for other people. Aren't I so condescendingly generous?
The picture is from a site called Mental Floss, which I love. When I am done with this pregnant thing I totally need this t-shirt.